入學測驗結果出來，Interview的老師決定讓我插班第四級的英文課程。
今天滿腹期待地去上第一節課。
班上的同學全是歐洲人與南美洲人，亞洲面孔只有我。
沒想到老師一開口，他的英文腔調氣得我半條命。
time說成dime，thought說成sough﹔當他說seek時，我不知道是seek還是think...
一下課，我氣急敗壞地去找學務長（一個很嚴肅的中年白人）說：I need to change the class.
學務長說：Ok, but you hv to test first. Do you speak English everyday?
我：Yes.
學：No, no, no. U should say: "I speak English everyday." Ok then, what did you do before today?
我：Nothing.
學：… When did you wake up yesterday?
我：…..（靠！誰記得呀！）
想了很久隨便回答：Maybe 7.
學：No, you should say: "I woke up at 7 o'clock." Then, what did you do?
我：Made breakfast for myself?
學："I made breakfast for myself." What did you do after breakfast?
我：Nothing!
學："I didn't do anything after my breakfast." Sorry, you can't change your class.
我：NO! My teacher's accent is so weird.
學：What's ur teacher's name?
我：I don't know.
學：Male? Female? Black? White?
我：Male, yellow.（Is that CSI?）
學查詢了電腦後說：Your teacher's accent is very good.
我快發狂：He said "drink" is like "der-Link", "drunk" is like "dwank"!
學務長露出一付我很苛薄的表情說：Ok, you can change the class.
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